….were movie stars. Big fucking surprise. To get their “hot looks” all you have to do is look like a model, weigh 1 pound, have a stylist, and wear the most expensive clothes in the world.
Thanks for the tip. I’ll get right on that.
Thanks to my Pandora radio station, I will never be at a loss to explain what kind of music I like ever again. All these years I could have just NOT wasted my time trying to fumble for genre names, choosing instead to remark that the kind of music I like:
features basic rock song structures, electronica influences, a subtle use of vocal harmony, mild rhythmic syncopation, and intricate melodic phrasing.
(In other words, I’m big on Radiohead. Thanks for the shocking discovery, Pandora. I never would have guessed…) Pfft.
I love doughnuts and tv and really wish I loved running and eating organic. Still, I don’t wish it hard enough to change. I wish Gwyneth Paltrow hadn’t started a lifestyle blog, because I already knew I would never be as good or fancy as her, and now it’s just being rubbed in my face. But I signed up for the newsletter anyway.
Like most deeply flawed people looking for guidance they won’t use, lifestyle blogs/mags are my favorite thing ever. I am constantly turning to:
Oprah
Martha
RealSimple
Domino
Lucky Mag
Suze Orman
and now Gwyneth. But really, I know it’s all just window shopping. I don’t intend to start “nourish[ing] my inner aspect.”
Gwyneth’s blarg about being pretty and rich (under construction)…
PuppyCam drinking game:
1. Choose your pup.
Autumn (Purple collar)
Ayumi (Yellow collar)
Amaya (Red collar)
Aki (Green collar)
Akoni (Black collar)
Ando (Blue collar)2. When your pup plays with the fish/pumpkin toy, +1 shot.
3. If your pup plays with another pup, you and that pup’s player must shotgun a beer.
4. One ounce of beer for every minute your pup naps in a curled-up position.
5. Puppy Pile = CHUG!
6. If your pup is the last one to join the Puppy Pile, +1 shot.
7. +1 shot if all the puppies leave the kennel.
Yes! My favorite cooking supply store ever is having a party at Union Pool. So, I’ll be showing up with a casserole dish full of somethin’ on Sunday, and so should you too!
I got so drunk last night that I forgot I stopped eating land meat and had three hot wings. So, my apologies to one and a half chickens. AAAAAAAAAAnd now i’m so hung over that I’m going to Red Lobster for dinner. I can’t stop thinking about it. Cheesy biscuits. Oh yeah.
