November 2008
6 posts
According to "People" The People Who Looked Hot...
….were movie stars. Big fucking surprise. To get their “hot looks” all you have to do is look like a model, weigh 1 pound, have a stylist, and wear the most expensive clothes in the world.
Thanks for the tip. I’ll get right on that.
Pandora: fancy terminology, same ol' internet
Thanks to my Pandora radio station, I will never be at a loss to explain what kind of music I like ever again. All these years I could have just NOT wasted my time trying to fumble for genre names, choosing instead to remark that the kind of music I like:
features basic rock song structures, electronica influences, a subtle use of vocal harmony, mild rhythmic syncopation, and intricate melodic...
I will never change
I love doughnuts and tv and really wish I loved running and eating organic. Still, I don’t wish it hard enough to change. I wish Gwyneth Paltrow hadn’t started a lifestyle blog, because I already knew I would never be as good or fancy as her, and now it’s just being rubbed in my face. But I signed up for the newsletter anyway.
Like most deeply flawed people looking for guidance...
The Monitor Street Smackdown →
and now, a word from my real blog
PuppyCam!
mightyreal:
PuppyCam drinking game:
1. Choose your pup.
Autumn (Purple collar) Ayumi (Yellow collar) Amaya (Red collar) Aki (Green collar) Akoni (Black collar) Ando (Blue collar)
2. When your pup plays with the fish/pumpkin toy, +1 shot.
3. If your pup plays with another pup, you and that pup’s player must shotgun a beer.
4. One ounce of beer for every minute your pup naps in a curled-up...
Announcing our Second Birthday Party Contest: the... →
Yes! My favorite cooking supply store ever is having a party at Union Pool. So, I’ll be showing up with a casserole dish full of somethin’ on Sunday, and so should you too!
October 2008
10 posts
How We See Color through Language
Wired Science... →
I threw my back out
not sure how but i think it may have been nasty. niiiiiice.
It's sort of the perfect plan
CMJ I love you but you're bringing me down
I got so drunk last night that I forgot I stopped eating land meat and had three hot wings. So, my apologies to one and a half chickens. AAAAAAAAAAnd now i’m so hung over that I’m going to Red Lobster for dinner. I can’t stop thinking about it. Cheesy biscuits. Oh yeah.
the best thing about cmj
is that it involves free booze, and is for work. yesssss. starting today i will be here until sunday:
Here are some things I need:
a shirtdress in some kind of outrageous plaid, a trench coat, and some bandanas, and some new sneakers, and some brown cuffed booties, and a tulip skirt.
PUNK WILL NEVER DIET
All I’ve had to eat today is a few sad little bowls of Special K because I am on a “barely eating” diet. I just want to look like Bee Shaffer, princess of the world. Being fat sucks. But even though it makes you fat, I will never stop drinking, motherfuckers.
No I will never stop drinking.
This Recording →
Wing Nut Brooklyn- the best accessories in the... →
So, the link above is to my accessories shop on Etsy. I custom-make headbands and hair clips out of cutesy materials. I mean, no biggie, but it’s the fuckin’ shit.
